Torrancisms.

Sam Torrance is one of the best-known golfers of recent years. He is also one of the most sarcastic bastards ever to swing a club:

"Hmmm. I think you ought to have 2 inches taken off your clubs."
"Really?"
"Yes. They'll fit in the bin much easier."

"Watching you play, I think you ought to not play golf for a couple of
weeks. Then give it up all together."

(amateur hits a terrible slice)
"Damn!"
"You've got some shit on the end of your club", (opponent lifts up
driver to look at the bottom), "other end".



Youngsters

I was watching the US Women's Open the other week and something struck me:

* That 12 year old Alexis Thompson is better now than I will ever be

(sigh) and still we play on....